function feedme()
{
  var bunny = "il";
  var cockroach = "submissions";
  var shrew = ".com";
  var elephant = "casperianbooks";
  var cheetah = "ma";
  var wombat = cockroach + "@" + elephant + shrew;
  document.write("<a href=" + cheetah + bunny + "t" + "o&#058;" + wombat + ">" + cockroach + "</a>")
}

function returnme()
{
  var bunny = "il";
  var cockroach = "returns";
  var shrew = "&#046;com";
  var elephant = "casperianbooks";
  var cheetah = "ma";
  var wombat = cockroach + "&#064;" + elephant + shrew;
  document.write("<a href=" + cheetah + bunny + "t" + "o&#058;" + wombat + ">" + cockroach + "</a>")
}

function generic()
{
  var bunny = "il";
  var cockroach = "primary";
  var shrew = "&#046;com";
  var elephant = "casperianbooks";
  var cheetah = "ma";
  var wombat = cockroach + "&#064;" + elephant + shrew;
  document.write("<a href=" + cheetah + bunny + "t" + "o&#058;" + wombat + ">" + cockroach + "</a>")
}

function international()
{
  var bunny = "il";
  var cockroach = "euroshop";
  var shrew = "&#046;com";
  var elephant = "casperianbooks";
  var cheetah = "ma";
  var wombat = cockroach + "&#064;" + elephant + shrew;
  document.write("<a href=" + cheetah + bunny + "t" + "o&#058;" + wombat + ">" + cockroach + "</a>")
}